The Inside Assyria Discussion Forum #5

=> In Which Jumblat Sees That He's Better Off

In Which Jumblat Sees That He's Better Off
Posted by pancho (Guest) - Thursday, May 15 2008, 2:51:36 (CEST)
from 12.199.144.42 - mail.shpl.org Non-Profit Organizations - Linux - Mozilla
Website:
Website title:

Using the most blatant, bald-faced lies, the government of the Christian United States caused the death by starvation of 700,000 Iraq children UNDER the age of five…not including six, seven and eight-year olds…that’s JUST children under five….and Jumblat is warning us about Islam? And why not? Weren’t Nazis warning each other about the danger posed to them by Jewish men, women and children? Wasn’t that their rationale for herding them together and gassing them to death, after working them near to it? No doubt to Christian thieves, liars and murderers the resistance by Muslims is “dangerous”…a threat to their ability to rob and murder in peace…so too, no doubt, do a woman’s fingernails pose a danger to her rapist.

To every crime and injustice committed by Christians against innocent people of different faiths…first the Jews and now Muslims, Christians have the same response…”we are PROTECTING ourselves and YOU too”. Well, had it not been for Christian bloodlust and bigotry in the first place there would never have been a need for an Israel and all the crimes visited on Muslims by Christians NOT Israelis, would never have occurred and we wouldn’t need to be “protected” from what is merely the justified and righteous wrath of Muslims tired of being abused and used and murdered by Christians “protecting” themselves from the consequences of their own crimes…do they really expect that they should escape scot free from the retribution so well earned by them?

Mention Auschwitz to Jumblat and he’ll warn you about life in Tunisia….tell him about the crimes against innocent Iraqi babies and he’ll remind you of life in the poor parts of Tehran….tell him you think the United States should not go the way of every cheap dictatorship in the world and he’ll say, “what about Cairo?” Tell him about the torture of prisoners in Abu Ghraib and he’ll tell you about the torture of prisoners at Abu Ghraib…(.huh?) In other words all the crimes of Christianity and of the United States must be allowed to pass freely because there are worse people in the world…according to him…which, even if it were true has nothing to do with the concern that the United States is now measuring itself against the worst examples in history rather than the best...which at one time, before this Christian rebirth, among whom it was leading the way towards civilized behavior.

Since when do we want priests excusing their rape of children by claiming that in some other place and by some other people children are treated worse? Where the hell’s the connection?.

It reminds me of the time I was walking along a deserted trail far from the city and came across five men who’d tied Jumblat to a post, stripped his clothes off and were inching a ramrod up his bare ass by degrees accompanied by his yells and outrage. Coming close I asked the men what they were doing to which the ringleader replied that they believed Jumblat had stolen the Truth and was hiding it somewhere up his hairy butt.

I said I didn’t think that very likely whereupon their leader asked me if I knew what it was like in Cairo right then? I said I didn’t know and what possible relevance did that have to Jumblat’s plight…at which they twirled the stick higher and another chap asked me had I ever seen Tehran on a bad day? Again I said I hadn’t but still didn’t see what this had to do with the action then transpiring before my eyes.

At this Jumblat let out a roar and begged his tormentors to stick to the point, which he quickly explained he hadn’t meant literally, but would they please tell him what possible connection there was between conditions in Cairo and Tehran and Saudi Arabia and the search they were making up his arse for the Truth..which he assured them he didn’t carry up there.

With an additional slight twist and push another one reminded Jumblat that things were worse right then in Tunisia so he had better shut up and thank his lucky stars that he wasn’t there because in Tunisia they wouldn’t be half so slow or gentle as his present situation, among non-Tunisians, allowed. He was further warned to show a little gratitude and in fact, if he didn’t apologize quickly and admit to the error of his ways, they would by-god show him just how these things were done in Kuwait…at this Jumblat cried out that he was satisfied with his present treatment and admitted that this was far better that being in any Muslim country…and right after that, and seeing how he’d finally uttered a truth, the five men were encouraged and invigorated and as I walked away towards a cool spring I could hear Jumblat yowling from their renewed quest…but all the time repeating that he was SO glad not to be in an Islamic country just then.

God bless free and open forums.



---------------------


The full topic:



Content-length: 5245
Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded
Accept: text/xml,application/xml,application/xhtml+xml,text/html;q=0.9,text/plain;q=0.8,image/png,*/*;q=0.5
Accept-charset: ISO-8859-1,utf-8;q=0.7,*;q=0.7
Accept-encoding: identity,gzip,deflate
Accept-language: en-us,en;q=0.5
Cache-control: max-age=259200
Connection: keep-alive
Cookie: *hidded*
Host: www.insideassyria.com
Referer: http://www.insideassyria.com/rkvsf5/rkvsf_core.php?.GZep.
User-agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.8.0.12) Gecko/20071126 Fedora/1.5.0.12-7.fc6 Firefox/1.5.0.12
Via: 1.1 localhost:3128 (squid/2.6.STABLE13)
X-forwarded-for: 127.0.0.1



Powered by RedKernel V.S. Forum 1.2.b9